OR IF A CELEBRITY CALLED A WRONG NUMBER, AND THE PERSON THEY CALLED WAS YOU.
imagine if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
Seeing pretty girls on tumblr and feeling like a potato
Showing your friend a song you really like...
cuando me dicen "todo tiene final"
yo: Como decis eso? mi dashboard es la prueba de que eso es mentira!
When someone asks you to do something and you get entirely ready to go out and they cancel at the last minute
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU..
pisses. me. offf.
What did the slut's left leg say to the slut's right leg? Nothing. They've never met.
Who is addicted to Tumblr?
When i'm listening to my iPod and people keep trying to talk to me so I have to constantly pause my music . .
Don’t you see my earphones in ?
Cuando estamos comiendo y Tengo que ir al baño
“Ojo con mi comida eh” :